Why? To write the next great American novel on, of course! Why go to this length? Two reasons: 1. I’m pretty sure there’s no internet on it, so no more wormholes of distraction. 2. I’m really hoping it’s haunted by a world class writer’s ghost that will posses me and help me write the novel.
By the way…it’s in perfect working condition and I can order ribbon from Amazon. Crazy? Like a fox!
No, really…do I need help?